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Jan
22nd
2019

My Movie Review/Rant on Gone with the Wind · 11:43pm Jan 22nd, 2019

Caution: This review is something that is completely negative. If you wish to turn back, go ahead. But, if you wish to read, well...you can do that if you want. Feel free to comment, I appreciate that always.

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Mar
24th
2022

G5 Movie Review · 9:28am Mar 24th, 2022

This is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. Not a single second of it was the least bit decent. Every frame of this piece of shit is an abomination! There is no number low enough to rate it with, but I guess I’ll just go with 0/10!!!!!

May
26th
2019

My Movie Review/Extreme Rant on Zoolander · 9:57pm May 26th, 2019

Aloha, Amigos.

This is your friendly film and tv show reporter here with another report.

Now, before I get into what I think of this film, I’d like to ask you all a question:

Has anyone ever wondered what film I believe is one of the worst, if not the worst, movies in existence? One that’s so terrible, I would rate it even below just a one?

Well, look no further, because the answer to your 2-part question comes in the form of THIS COMPLETE MONSTROSITY RIGHT HERE:

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Jul
2nd
2020

My Movie Review/Extreme Rant on Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House · 3:49pm Jul 2nd, 2020

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the second installment of this year's "Christmas in July" saga, and following my previous analysis...

Well, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This review is on one of the worst Christmas films and sequels of all-time:

"Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House"

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Jul
27th
2019

My Movie Review/Rant on Scrooged · 4:33pm Jul 27th, 2019

Hello, my loyal friends and followers.

This is your friendly-as-always film and TV show reporter here with another film review.

And before I get started on showing you the review, which is the fifth film to be part of my Christmas in July series, I'd like to ask you guys something:

Has anyone ever wondered 'What would be one Christmas-themed movie that people would be better off not seeing'?

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Oct
9th
2023

My Movie Review/Rant on HOME (2015) · 1:13am Oct 9th, 2023

Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Dreamworks' "HOME".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Sep
26th
2019

My Movie Review/Extreme Rant on Noah (2014) · 2:57pm Sep 26th, 2019

I'd like to be honest with you guys. This is likely not the prettiest way to be making my 67th film review, but hey...as they say, not everything is all sunshine and rainbows.

This movie that I'm giving you all an analysis on today...IS OF THE VERY WORST ADAPTION OF A BIBLICAL STORY I'VE EVER SEEN:

"Noah (2014)"

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Apr
13th
2020

My Movie Review/Rant on Space Jam · 11:24pm Apr 13th, 2020

Aloha, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Space Jam".

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Mar
19th
2023

My Movie Review/Rant on Open Season · 4:07pm Mar 19th, 2023

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the very first movie by Sony Pictures Animation: "Open Season".

Here's the rundown of it:

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